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Witty Birthday Quotations

This is a large eclectic collection of witty birthday quotations. Some are well known: others are not, but deserve to be!

If you have as much fun choosing what you want to put a little zest and zing into your birthday speech as I did putting the collection together, you'll find yourself laughing out loud.


And now on to the Witty Birthday Quotations...



As with my other pages of quotations, I've put the name of the author, where known, following the quote. Please acknowledge them.

It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Bishop Richard Cumberland


Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong


To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch


Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny


The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde


Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard


There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
George Santayana


Do you have special birthday speech tips, quotations or maybe a speech of your own?

Are you willing to share them?

Readers are always on the look out for that extra-special suggestion that will make a birthday celebration magical.

You've read my birthday speech tips. Now, let's hear it from you!

There's a page waiting for your special birthday speech ideas here.

And there's still more birthday quotations if you don't find what you want on this page:



It takes a long time to grow young.
Pablo Picasso


A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost


Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Anonymous


Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell


The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth


Youth comes but once in a lifetime.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it.
Rudyard Kipling


We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.
Jonathon Swift


Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope


Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
Anna Magnani


One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
William Feather


Old age is not for sissies.
Malcolm Forbes


If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building.
Katherine Hepburn


For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn


Money is appropriate, and one size fits all.
William Randolph Hearst on suggestions for gifts


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Chili Davis


They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
Anonymous


Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett


Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote


You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and "you are looking wonderful."
Francis Cardinal Spellman


The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Henry L. Mencken


Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad


Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
J. P. Sears


The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
H. V. Prochnow


The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball


I love everything that's old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.
Oliver Goldsmith


You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look.
Sir Seymour Hicks


They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
Malcolm Cowley


Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw


If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years),I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake


I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller


A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost


When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain


Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier


If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Euripides


You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier


I hope you've arrived at the bottom of my witty birthday quotations selection with a smile on your face and a collection to use in your speech.

Please remember that if you have a special birthday speech tip, quotation or speech that has made someone's day, you can share it here and make many, many more people smile!





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